What is this?

It's a deer.

(Super)Man of 1001 Holds

The Man of Steel's (2013) fights wouldn't be so long and drawn out if Superman would just learn how to fight properly. Maybe he could reduce the cost of property damage and not waste 45 minutes of my time by throwing Zod through buildings.  Keep the fight on the ground, and choke him out and break his limbs if you're so against killing. You're on Earth. Take some fighting classes. Learn efficiency. Kyptonian invaders clearly don't know grappling. Yeesh.

P.S.: Note Chris Jericho reference. I'm so clever.

Yes and No

TIP: Wear a smock when you paint, unless you want to get your chemise all dirty.